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What I Want In A Man

What I Want in a Man, Original List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing…
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

(Quoted quotes….Compiled…)

Why Students Fail In The Exams?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.



Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313. <SCRIPT> </SCRIPT>

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. <SCRIPT> </SCRIPT>  Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

" Then how can a student pass??"



Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall."

"Once you accept someone for who and what they really are, they will really surprise you by being better than you ever expected."

"Know love, know happiness. No love, no happiness."

"I love you not because I need you, But I need you because I love you."

"Love is loving/ accepting a person with all his/her strength and weaknesses."

"Never love a love that hurts, never hurt a love that loves."

"Love is not for the one you love, it is for the one who makes you feel special, with whom you laugh, cry, share, with whom you are yourself, who makes a difference to your life, makes you"

"Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man."

"Pain is to know that someone whom you love, is in love with someone else."

"You came from no where, and in no time got close.., not to me, but to my heart."

"Love is not something that happens on first sight, it happens when you start knowing each other and in turn end up needing each other, for every feeling, for every thought and for every moment."

"When two friends fall in love they learn they are meant for each other. When they fall out of love they realize they want to keep each other forever."

"I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out."

"Love is seeing yourself in someone's eyes and finding yourself in somebody's heart."

"Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever."

"All my life I was afraid that I would never find love....
and now that I've found it, I'm afraid that I will lose it."

"Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer."

"If I am given a chance to change one thing in this world,
I will change the order of alphabets and place U and I together."

"No man/woman is worth your tears and
the only one who is, will never make you cry. "

"If a hug represented how much I loved you,
I would hold you in my arms forever."

"We laughed until we had to cry, we hugged right down to our last goodbye,
we were the best we'll ever be, just for a moment, you and me."

"I may not get to see you as often as I'd like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep inside my heart I know, this is for real And no matter what, I'll always love you."

"The stolen kisses are always the sweetest."

"I'd walk half way around the world... for just one kiss from you..."

"Distance can't keep us apart 'cause you'll always live within my heart."

"If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever."

"Every moment of life is so precious and every moment I'm not with you is a moment wasted!"



A friend is like a flower,
A rose to be axact.
Or maybe like a brand new gate,
That never comes unlatched.

A friend is like an owl,
Both beautiful and wise.
Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
Who's spirit never dies.

A friend is like those blades of grass,
You can never mow,
Standing tall and proud,
In a perfect little row.

A friend is like a heart that goes
Strong until the end.
Where would we be in this world,
If we didnt have a friend....


Father, I ask You to bless my friend reading this right now!
Lord, show them a new revelation of Your love and power.
Holy Spirit, I ask you to minister to their spirit at this very moment.

Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy.

Where there is self-doubting, release a renewed confidence in
Your ability to work through them.

Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I ask You to give them
understanding, patience, and strength as they learn Your leading.

Where there is spiritual stagnation, I ask You to renew them by revealing
Your nearness, and by drawing them into greater intimacy with You.

Where there is fear, reveal Your love, and release to them Your courage.

Where there is sin blocking them, reveal it, and break its hold over my friend's life.

Bless their finances, give them greater vision, and raiseup leaders, and friends to support, and encourage them.

Give each of them discernment to recognize the demonic forces around them, and reveal to them the power they have in You to defeat it.

I ask You to do these things in Jesus' na


A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why it took you so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens the refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had fight.

A simple friend will say "later".
A real friend will make the time for you now.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!



Someone who knows what you need before you say it.

Someone who knows when to laugh and when to cry.

Someone who truly listens when you have something to say.

Someone that's there for you during the good and bad times.

Someone who is caring .

Someone who loves you with all their heart and soul.

Someone who is interested in reality and not as a fashion display.

Someone who is honest.

Someone you can trust them like a sibling, confide in like a friend but most of all, love as the great lover they are.

Someone who is open and responsive.

Someone who is never critical and ill-tempered in respect to your needs.

Someone who knows when things have to be compromised in the relationship.

Someone who understands listening is a key, but using what is heard is even more important.

Someone who's there for you no matter what.

Someone who is trustful.

Someone who is a friend.

Someone who gives a shoulder to cry on.

Someone with a great sense of humor.

Someone who has things in common with you.

Someone who takes time to listen and enjoy you for who you are and tries not to make you something else.

Someone with a constant open ear, open heart, and open mind to accept and love people for who the really are.

Someone who will always be there to support your ideas without argument and love you for everything that you are.

Someone that can get a point across without yelling.

Someone that remembers all the cute stupid stuff you love.

Someone that has a personality with qualities you don't have yourself, but admire greatly in them.

Someone who realizes you're two separate people, and appreciates the differences.

Someone who can sense a mood problem, and not take it personally.

Someone who understands the difference between PMS, and a real problem.

Someone who can make you happy when your sad.

Someone who tells you the truth even if you don't want to hear it.

Someone who will not hurt you intentionally.

Someone who is a sweet, romantic person who cherishes you no matter what.

Someone that you can laugh with.

Someone who you can feel comfortable with and that you don't care what kind of weird stuff they see you do because you know they will still love you no matter what.

Someone who will love you in spite of your little idiosyncrasies.

Someone that would do anything to show how much they care.

Someone who is a great pal, a great kisser, and a great lover!

Someone who allows you to be yourself around them.

Someone who will respect you.

Someone who cherishes your hopes and is kind to your dreams.

Someone who knows you're not perfect, but treats you as though you are.

Someone who listens with their heart and is your source of inspiration.



1) The most damaging 1 letter word "I":-avoid it.

2) The most satisfying 2 letter word "WE":-use it.

3) The most poisonous 3 letter word "EGO":-kill it.

4) The most used 4 letter word "LOVE":-value it.

5) The most pleasing 5 letter word "SMILE":-keep it.

6) The fastest spreading 6 letter word "RUMOUR":-ignore it.

7) The most enviable 7 letter word "SUCCESS":-achieve it.

8) The most evil 8 letter word "JEALOUSY":- distance it.

9) The most powerful 9 letter word "KNOWLEDGE": -acquire it.

10) The most essential 10 letter word "CONFIDENCE”:-trust it.





Don't let go of hope
Hope gives you the strength to keep going
When you feel like giving up

Don't ever quit believing in yourself
As long as you believe you can
You will have reason for trying

Don't let anyone hold your happiness in their hands
Hold it in yours, so it will always be within your reach

Don't let bad moments overcome you,
Be patient, and they will pass

Don't ever forget how to laugh
Or be too proud to cry
Or too stubborn to smile
We all need to be honest to ourselves

Don't feel like you've lost
When plans and dreams fall short of your hopes
Anytime you learn something new
About yourself or about life
You have progressed

Don't do anything that takes away
From your self-respect
Feeling good about yourself
Is essential to feeling good about life

With all the above live life to its fullest . . . .

If I could have my wishes,
If wishes did come true;
I would wish for happiness,
And a long full life for you.

I would wish for laughter,
And fill your life with song;
Then ask for peace and joy and love,
To follow you all day long.

Then I would ask for peaceful rest,
To visit you at night;
And that your every morning,
Dawn shimmering and bright.

I would ask for nothing,
To give back myself;
As long as you are happy,
I want for nothing else.

For just to see contentment,
On your face and know you're fine;
Would truly satisfy me,
And bring joy to this heart of mine.

If I could have my wishes,
If wishes did come true;
I'd wish for the sun and the moon and the stars,
And I'd give them all to you.

Four Blessed "LOOKS"

Look Back and Thank God...

Look Forward and Trust God...

Look Around and Serve God...

Look Within and Find God...


"I asked God, 'How do I get the best out of life?”

God said,

“Face your past without regrets.

Handle your present with confidence.

Prepare for the future with optimism.”




          …from yesterday



  …for today



   …for tomorrow



Candidate For ordination:

A Candidate for Ordination was asked if he knew his Bible. “What part of Bible do you like best?” “I Like the Book of Parables.” “Well, can you give it?” And he proceeded:

“As a man went forth from Jerusalem to Jericho, he fell among thieves. And thorns grew up and chocked that man. And he had no money, so he met Queen Sheeba, who gave him a hundred changes of raiment and a thousand talents of gold. And he said, ‘What are these among so many?’ And he entered into a chariot and drove furiously. And as he passed under a great oak, his hair caught in the branches and left him hanging. And his wife Delilah came down the road she cut off his hair, and fell on stony ground. And it began to rain, and it rained forty days and forty nights. And he hid himself in a cave. When he came out of the cave he met a man who said, ‘Come and have supper with me.’ And he said, “I cannot come and have supper with you, for I have married a wife and I cannot come and have supper with you.” So, that man went out into the highways and byways and compelled that man to come and have supper with him. And, as he passed on up to Jerusalem, he saw Queen Jezebel sitting high up in a window. And she laughed at him. And they threw her down seventy times seven. And of the fragments they gathered twelve baskets full. Now, whose wife will she be in the Day of Judgment?”

A Flower & A Butterfly




A Short Course in Human Life

The six most important words
I admit I made a mistake.


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The five most important words
You did a good job.


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The four most important words
What is your opinion.


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The three most important words
If you please.


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The two most important words
Thank you!


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